Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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