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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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