Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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