bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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