Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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