I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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