Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
