You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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