Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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