Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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