Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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