Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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