Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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