scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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