Don't you send me to vm
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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