Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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