i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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