My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Damn victory sex feels great
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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