hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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