No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
