dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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