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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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