trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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