So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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