Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Randomize
