All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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