Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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