Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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