I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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