And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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