Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
why is half of my head shaved?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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