At least make sure they are 18
Why
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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