Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
