I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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