I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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