I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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