Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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