You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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