If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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