the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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