I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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