What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
