NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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