Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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