Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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