No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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