It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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