Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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