So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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