I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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